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Scoopalone 

When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.
Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.
Scoopalone by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

Scorpulate 

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

Scorpulus 

A South Dakotan gamer pro that plays Halo 3. He obtains the level 50 on every account he plays through legit prawning of nubs. He is known as the 'god' of Halo.
Holy shit! He just went Scorpulus on you!

You're almost as bad as when Scorpulus raped those kids 51 to 0.
Scorpulus by His number one fan March 30, 2010
someone that literally looks like zelda but they're obsessed with knives
Person 1: ayo bruh where the fuck is scoralin
Person 2: stabbing shit
Person 1: oh
Scoralin by amhelp November 27, 2020

scoopalicious 

when something someone has just told you sounds tight as shit, especially when its a friday night and the party you're at sucks ass.
Bro 1: bro... katey just txtd me bout this sick party over in the mdub, this shit is scoopalicious!

Bro 2: dude... CAR. NOW.
scoopalicious by okcsucksass December 6, 2010

scorpaingasize

when bailing at snowsports, you fail forward managing to hit yourself in the back of your head with your feet, board, or skis.
"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."
scorpaingasize by xteamrider March 1, 2004