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Scoptophobia 

Fear of being seen or stared at. Like a tween ten fold. Highly illogical, can only be subdued with something that covers the eyes.
*Sigh*
1:"What?"
2:"I want to take Beth to the prom with me..."
1:"Why don't you?"
2:"She doesn't like people looking at her."
2:"She has Scoptophobia!"
*Door Closes*
2:"I need someone to talk to me, I have Somniphobia! What if i fall asleep?!"
Ci siamo fatti una scopata
Scopata by M-Italy April 17, 2018

Scopatious 

adj:to be excesivly cool,like cheese.. only better
"Your mom is scopacious!"
"Scopacious!! I just hit that old lady, ten points for me!"
Scopatious by tyson November 1, 2003

Scoratorium 

The purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a  device such as a digital video recorder ("DVR") for future viewing. May also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.
I have to stay late at work tonight so I am on scoratorium for the Sharks game. Don't tell me the score.  I have it DVR"d for later tonight when I get home.
Scoratorium by Oski93 October 27, 2011
Word of the Day on November 1, 2011
What you do with your weird friend when you're early to school before the first period of the day and your teacher hasn't opened the classroom door yet; killing time by walking the halls, pointing at people, cracking dumb inside jokes and laughing loudly so others will stare.
Dan: Hi Kelsey!! ( waves really big like a little kid)

Me: Hey man! Let's scomato!!

Dan: Okay!

Me: Dang, the vending machine is out of poptarts!

Dan: That's too bad. LOOK, IT'S A WHORSE!!! (points at random chick dressed whorishly)

Me: *giggles and snorts*
scomato by La Folle October 16, 2011

slopatoe 

A human toe that gets any sort of foot fungus, foot disease, or overall foot nastiness.
Mushing around in three inches of blood and guts can lead to a nasty case of slopatoe.
slopatoe by J Gibbs May 26, 2007