The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
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The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).
"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"
by illegally_sexy August 15, 2011
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Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)
I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!
by Hyde P April 6, 2022
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