scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"

scoobydoo defense by lawnorder August 7, 2005

Scoobydigger

A person to use another person just for their weed.

Man that girl is such a scoobydigger

Scoobydigger by Kaylacrump April 9, 2017

scoobydoobydouche 

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van

My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.

scoobydoobydouche by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

scoobynet 

A wonderful haven of sensible online car chat. Similar websites exist, but IMO, this is the daddy!

Oh, you've got a scoob? You on scoobynet?

scoobynet by Damian February 27, 2004

SCOOBYDOO 

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"

As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"

SCOOBYDOO by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003

scoobynet 

A fucked up IRC server (irc.scoobynet.org) mostly used by rednecks, and other types of fuckups in the southern ohio region.

bubba: lets connect to irc.scoobynet.org and try to abduct little 12 year old girls.
billy joe: sounds like a plan!

scoobynet by c0rrupt December 23, 2003

scoobydang

an adjective meaning awesome; an exclamation of excitement.

"scoobydang man! thats awesome!"

scoobydang by reesesismykitty. October 3, 2009