Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
by MK friends May 26, 2021
A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
by MemeMaestro June 3, 2016
The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
by Dee May June 4, 2015
A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
by Floydy January 19, 2007
When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
by SLB Specialist August 26, 2023
To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
by PoshLove March 17, 2009
by Kiduke January 28, 2009