Sconch

A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult

"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"

by Piemonster October 28, 2015

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020

sconch

A term used to describe some pornagraphic material featuring a naked woman, and acts of a sexual nature featuring the woman.

"Hey mate, have you got any sconch i can look at?"

by K4rlos July 7, 2006

Sconched

The moment of realization an individual experiences when a person, object, or idea has became tainted or corrupt.

The fucking mainstream media is completely sconched with left wing idealism’s.

Damn bitch! You ol’ schonch ass.

by SconchAss October 20, 2020

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023