scorching 

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

scorching by Alifonte October 19, 2003

scorchin 

to hot to handle. can be used as another derivitive of saucy. The best out there!

That Car is Scorchin!

scorchin by a clergy man April 17, 2004

scorching the boulder 

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

scorching the boulder by brojers May 4, 2011

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

scorching soup by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

scorching balls 

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

scorching balls by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

scorching take by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

Scotching 

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

Scotching by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009