scolinomia

A disorder categorized by outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable condescending statements. The malice perpetuated by the disorder is usually matched by an equal ability to mask symptoms from those whom are unfamiliar with its pathophysiology.

Jeff's scolinomia took a group discussion hostage when he began taking well veiled verbal shots at each person in the room. He managed to order Laura to make him a sandwich without her realizing it whatsoever.