schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Snoobing 

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

Snoobing by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling 

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

Online schooling by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Old Schooling it 

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

Old Schooling it by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Snookling 

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

Snookling by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

Schooling by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011