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The scoots 

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots
The scoots by junghosocks February 16, 2018

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Scootscratch 

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
Scootscratch by tatijarvis July 30, 2010

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009

scootscootbangbang 

Something rats say when they are gonna pull up to your crib, or when they're gonna fuck your bitch
Terry : I'm gonna pull up to your house and go scootscootbangbang
The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.
Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.
scoots by The Protagonist August 22, 2005