scilf 

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck.

When the opening credits play for The Colbert Report's new season, he grabs the American flag and jumps down amongst many Amurcan words. One of the first and only easily readable ones is SCILF.

scilf by athinkingman June 2, 2010

scilf 

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck

After watching the Colbert show tonight, I've got a serious case of SCILF!

scilf by ColbertFan98 June 2, 2010

SCILF 

Senate Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.

SCILF by BigToolTime October 6, 2010

SCILF 

Social Conservative I'd like to Fuck.

Colbert Report SCILF

SCILF by ChuckyCheetos August 16, 2010

SCILF 

Senior Citizen I'd Like to Fuck

Jeff: Wow, did you see that old woman at the post office? SCILF!

SCILF by Nojhole January 13, 2008

Scilf 

Acronym: Small child I'd like to Fuck. A person of years 16 or younger that is quite obviously still tight. See also jailbait.

Users Tip: Nickelodeon TV shows are a goldmine for Scilfs.

"Wow have you seen the new Hannah Montanah Mylie Ray Cyrus she is such a scilf"

Scilf by Claw Crew May 24, 2008

scilf 

schoolgirl id like to fuck

oh my god wot a scilf!

scilf by deanieboy February 24, 2006