When a female is artificially inseminated.
Guy 1: Heard you guys are trying to have a baby.
Guy 2: Yeah been trying for a while and its not working. The doctors say the only option left is to send my wife off to scientific poundtown.
Guy 2: Yeah been trying for a while and its not working. The doctors say the only option left is to send my wife off to scientific poundtown.
by Vigina October 11, 2013
Scientific Agnosticism is a scientific movement, based on Techno-Agnosticism, that advocates infinite massive research and studies until find out if God, gods, spiritual beings, supernaturality and extraphysics are real or not, mainly focusing on the development of massive technologies and massive investments for do so, such as the ones of techno-agnosticism. Scientific agnosticism advocates it is impossible to know if gods are real or not according to our current material, technological and scientific conditions. Advocating it is necessary to superate our limitations even more until find out signals that gods, or even extraphysical dimensions and worlds are real or not. It basically advocates similar arguments than Scientific Deism, but instead of just telling neoatheism is taking over and lazyness of scientists. It advocates they are doing wrong research and they should research about gods as they research for aliens. Scientific agnosticism always compares gods and spiritual beings to aliens, even considering that aliens might exist at extraphysical level and the told gods and spiritual beings might be the aliens we are looking for, being necessary the development of massive techno-agnostic technologies for search about them such as the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, advocating techno-agnostic principles for enable the studies of gods and spiritual beings.
"The main difference between scientific agnosticism and scientific deism is that scientific agnosticism has a lot of doubts and hypothesis about gods and spiritual beings, but still considering it is unknown if their existence is real or not, while scientific deism actually claims they are real and they should do massive research for proof their existence, basically both have different mindsets but the same goal. And, scientific agnosticism advocates it is not necessary a lot of people making research at the same time, as scientific deism actually advocates, but just the enough for scientific agnosticism be active as SETI research actually is."
"Scientific agnosticism is just based as scientific deism actually is, both are literally the same thing, different mindsets but the same goal."
"Scientific agnosticism is just based as scientific deism actually is, both are literally the same thing, different mindsets but the same goal."
by Full Monteirism February 12, 2021
(trying to do homework) "I'm too tired for this scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."
by Mast of the World October 4, 2011
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019
sus is the scientific name for pig
by lemmesmashbtwloveu January 7, 2021
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018
Scientific realism.
The belief that the present is predicated on the past.
Determinism.
Assumes objectivity (a materialistic past) which falls in the broader sphere of subjectivity (phenomenonology).
Semantic materialism.
Linguistically deconstructed into intangibility (metastaticity) by postmodernism.
Oblivious to the metastaticity (meta-emergence).
The belief that the present is predicated on the past.
Determinism.
Assumes objectivity (a materialistic past) which falls in the broader sphere of subjectivity (phenomenonology).
Semantic materialism.
Linguistically deconstructed into intangibility (metastaticity) by postmodernism.
Oblivious to the metastaticity (meta-emergence).
Scientific materialism is highly semantic. Thus it is only good for solving questions of ethics or law. Ironically these are questions in the normative sphere of phenomena in contrast to the positive sphere scientific materialism claims to answer.
by sandrashine November 8, 2018