Schzurp 

The sound of a booty jumping on Lil' Wayne's lap, comparable to the sound a large truck makes when it goes into reverse.

Also, the sound of intercourse.

"I'll make that ass jump like schzurp schzurp"

"Dude, I heard you and your booty call last night. All I heard was schzurp schzurp and I couldn't sleep. Keep the schzurp down next time."

Schzurp by Instereotegrilatorialator March 16, 2010

schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schlurp 

the sound you make when u succ my peepee

schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti

schlurp by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019

schmurpht 

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

schmurpht by RyanMeht May 13, 2006

schlurpy 

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

schlurpy by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

Schlurp 

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

Schlurp by sports turtle November 24, 2010

Schlurp 

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

Schlurp by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016