schwofty 

The feeling given off by a friend with thick, well nourished hair, that’s fun to play with.

How would you describe Zach’s hair?

I don’t know, it’s very schwofty.

schwofty by Wikimind October 21, 2019

Schwofty 

Description for someone’s hair that is wavy, swishy, and poofy.

His hair is very schwofty. I don’t know, it’s something magical though.

Schwofty by Wikimind October 21, 2019

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

get schwifty 

to take of your pants and your panties then sh*t on the floor

awww yeah! you got to get schwifty!!
- rick and morty

rick Sanchez

get schwifty by 432_evyn August 3, 2017

schwifty 

Defecating on the floor.

Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor, time to get schwifty in here.

schwifty by Mr. Bulldops January 9, 2016