a strange weapon with a round blunt sphere on one side and a small blade on the other side.

it is typically unbalanced and impractical to use with it also having a short handle and being ridiculously heavy.
person 1: I just clobbered that hobo with a schwoam.

person 2: wtf is a schwoam?

person 1: this! *clobbers person two using schwoam*
by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021
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