Schwin

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.

Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."

by CbenC July 27, 2009

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schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

by j.money September 19, 2005

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Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

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