schwerps

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.

A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!

by TRMW October 2, 2009

schwerps

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.

"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."

by kylere February 25, 2012

schwerp

To wear two different shoes at the same time.

I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.

by The Schwerper February 25, 2008

schwerpsing

to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you

Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!

by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009

Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

by Px3 December 30, 2010