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1.
A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or shwag.
Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!
by The almighty Marklar November 02, 2005

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shwag dealer dr. feelgood russian weed
 
2.
literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"
Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!
by rgretrfreyr June 04, 2005