schwangwad 

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

schwangwad by Dave August 11, 2005

Shwangadoo 

Another term for awesome, cool, uber sweet, totally legit, and just plain out sick nasty. Invented in 2010 in a coffee shop in rural Roanoke, Virginia, it is possibly the most effective word ever used. Not only is shwangadoo a cleverly usable adjective, it can be used in many situations.

Example: Dude, those new shoes you bought are so shwangadoo!

Did you watch that video about the guy who stabbed that kitten? I wish i was that shwangadoo...

Shwangadoo by C Nastytoes November 30, 2010

schwankadank 

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

schwankadank by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

Schwanged 

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

SCHWANGDANGLE 

A term used to bamboozle people

I SCHWANGDANGLE UR SCHRUTLE - FazeTrap69

SCHWANGDANGLE by GnarlyZ February 8, 2019

schwanged 

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.

"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."

schwanged by hgfan November 10, 2008

Schwankwank Man 

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

Schwankwank Man by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003