The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.
"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"
by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011
Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.
"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."
by Dankins February 25, 2008