shwaggard 

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard

"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

shwaggard by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010

Schwagger Napper 

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

Schwagger Napper by fezzyone October 8, 2011

schwagger 

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

schwagger by Dankins February 25, 2008

swaggard 

Someone who walks in an extremely confident, arrogant or aggresive way

That guy is a total swaggard

swaggard by Orch October 24, 2013

Shaggard 

A compound word derived from Shagged and Haggard. Often used in reference to how one might feel waking up with a hangover after a one night stand. Term to describe the abuse done to your liver and genitals during uncontrolled drinking and meaningless sex.

"Damn, I feel shaggard this morning." "Dude, you look totally shaggard!"

Shaggard by Joe G of Denver April 15, 2008

schwaggert 

1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.

1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.

schwaggert by onionvolcano December 15, 2009

Schwagger 

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

Schwagger by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011