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bone schlendi 

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.
Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
bone schlendi by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018
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A polish word meaning pig, however in this context it is refered to women, mostly good looking women in bars. Or good looking women walking past you.
Dude, come to the party there is to be many schvenia there.
often said as

SCHVEEEEEEENIAAAAA
schvenia by schvenia hunter September 6, 2006

schvendo 

The merging of two words-sexual and innuendo. This is a lazy persons word made up followingkasnoozle after a night out.
Person 1 "It's just too hard"

Person 2 "Schvendo!"
schvendo by Sarah K W July 7, 2008

Get Schwendi 

live life in the moment with the people you love who share the same level of stoke, thereby elevating the stoke to full-on.
Dude, it dumped like 6 inches last night. Let’s blow off work and get schwendi.
Get Schwendi by The Schwend Zone February 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026