schatzie 

sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.

That dog is such a schatzie!

schatzie by conniethegreat April 30, 2010

Schultzie 

To be deliberately oblivious or unaware. To ignore something obvious or fail to acknowledge it. To let someone get way with it without telling on them. Based on the character of Sgt. Schultz (whose nickname was Schultzie) from the Hogan's Heroes television show who often declared "I see nothing! Nothing!" after inadvertently walking in on some forbidden activity.

He walked in on us and caught us red-handed but he just did a Schultzie and left.
They were right in the middle of it and he just turned right around and kept going. Yeah, he totally pulled a Schutzie.
Dude, what if they see you? Ah, they'll just do a Schultzie like usual.

Schultzie by wyrwolf March 15, 2011

Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.

“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”

Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

schulzed 

past tense of schulzing

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"

schulzed by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

schütze 

A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capitalization can also be used.

Schütze "name"!
SCHÜTZE "NAME"!

schütze by Kabelschütze December 14, 2008

schultzed 

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

schultzed by Laser layton October 7, 2014

schutzed 

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

schutzed by sirensacappella March 12, 2011