Top Definition
Schulman, of or pertaining to a perverted soul walking the streets, stealing the candy of your babies, and dating girls who have just recently exited diapers.

Schulman is also a verb.

To Schulman is to fart uncontrollably at inappropriate moments such as public speeches of funerals.

Schulman is also a lovable, yet strange creature.
Dude, I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I pulled the nastiest Schulman.
by TheCollest PersonEver November 19, 2007
1 more definition
Extremely tiny penis.
I couldn't feel it when he stuck the schulman in.
by Justin Schulman May 15, 2009

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