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Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

Schnetzenberger

A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick
"Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night."
"Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry"
Schnetzenberger by BerJesus June 4, 2008

schütze 

A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capitalization can also be used.

Schütze "name"!
SCHÜTZE "NAME"!
schütze by Kabelschütze December 14, 2008

schultzed 

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.
Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.
schultzed by Laser layton October 7, 2014

schutzed 

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
schutzed by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

dirty schuetter 

when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.
Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
dirty schuetter by Kalison November 7, 2007