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to be a bitch
the act of being a bitch
Don't to be a schubes.
by mattv28 October 22, 2008
a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area
Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.
by shwave dave May 04, 2010