schtroumpf

Un petit nabot bleu.
A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:
Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)
Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)
Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)
Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)
Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)
Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)
Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)
Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

eg.1. "C'est schtroumpf alors! comment'c'que j'peux avancer dans le travail avec toutes ces maudits carottes au-dessus d'MA tête?!"
eg.2. "Il faut toujours travailler soigneusement, n'est-ce pas, et m'écouter pour schtroumpfer c'que j'dis, n'est-ce pas, car c'est c'que dit l'Grand Schtroumpf, n'est-ce PAS..."

schtroumpf by Sapporo Jimbo July 18, 2008

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Schrompf

Pronounced: Sk-ro-mp-f

To eat a large amount of food in a short amount of time, this person could be referred to as a glork.

Jimmy schrompfed his desert.

Schrompf by Xirenshinn January 16, 2011