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Schtüffelhoffen 

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.
Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

Schnuffendoodles 

when all words seem to fail, this is the ultimate answer to everything
2(x-4y+z)-30456=schnuffendoodles
Schnuffendoodles by B-Nobez June 14, 2007

Schlüffen 

Verb in Yiddish or German, to take a cat nap in the middle of the day, even at work.
Follow my advice. Gei schlüffen in your office, see how your boss will react.
Schlüffen by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2022

schlaffenwhore 

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry
When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.
schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005

schaffen 

to act a fool or like michael schafer.
Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."
schaffen by michael growney January 31, 2009

The Von Stauffenberg 

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.
"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"