The scenario in which you receive a snapchat, and before you open it, according to The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, it may be simultaneously both a nude and not a nude.
bro 1: bro! i just got a snapchat notification from a hot chick, and i don't know if it's a nude or not!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
by se7eneightnine March 10, 2016
an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.
It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021
When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016
Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice February 18, 2011
A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
by Angrist December 6, 2016
The idea that cringe cannot exist in a vacuum, and once it is observed it changes to either cringe or based instantly and irreversibly
For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
Drew :“Lilli and Myah in 8th grade were a total example of Schrodinger’s cringe.”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
by Bajur December 15, 2021
A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.
In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023