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schraum
schraum by silentjamie June 23, 2011
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schragm • schmagma • schlagman • Schrag • Schram • Schramm • Schrammed • schagma • Schmagmahole • schmagmite
Schlägmän
The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022
schraumtastic
did you see mike resting his cock an balls on hobbos head to make it look like dan hardys mohican? it was "shraumtastic"
looks like jonno forgot to put his picks in again what a "schraumtastic "schraumer" he is
looks like jonno forgot to put his picks in again what a "schraumtastic "schraumer" he is
schraumtastic by silentjamie June 30, 2011
Schlägmän
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022
Schmagma
Schramrod
The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"