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an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap
schpink by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
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Schpingle
1.) When emotional feeling surpasses the means of communication, and all that can be uttered is "Schpingle"
2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings
3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"
2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings
3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"
"After ripping the bong, all I could do was lie back and schpingle out."
"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."
"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.
"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."
"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.
Schpingle by schpingle-heimer June 10, 2011
dirty schpinino
a dude who hasnt taken a shower so that means his schpinino is very dirty and all the gay people that come over to his house and see his dirty schpinino do not like it so they break up with them so then they end up cleaning there schpinino and the gay people come back to jerk off his schpinino.
dirty schpinino by professional number master September 5, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026