schphincter
schphincter by boi107 January 26, 2009
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Sphincter Sinatra
one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)
“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”
Sphincter Sinatra by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020
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Sphincter Swirl
Sphincter Swirl by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019
sphincter dust
Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.
I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.
I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
sphincter dust by Wordstylez November 20, 2020
sphincter sprinkler
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
sphincter of fire
sphincter of fire by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
Shphinkterluben
1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.
2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"
(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.
2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.
2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
Shphinkterluben by JBPhoto October 13, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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