Schpants 

A term made famous by a kid name Jason who routinely bought shorts that were ridiculously long. These shorts would be worn ridiculously low and give off the appearance as a short pair of pants.

Jason had on a red jacket and red schpants he looks like a stop sign.

Schpants by Jade Crain April 29, 2008

Schpankendoodle 

When you mistake your team for the enemy. Traditionally used in video games, the word is a sort of way to humor or poke fun at the person who made the mistake.

"I messed up, I pulled a Schpankendoodle..."

Schpankendoodle by HeyItsDazzy March 17, 2021

Schpank 

The act of repeatedly slapping one's face with your penis after a goooooooooood sexin'

Man oh man, after she sucked my dick like that, i just couldn't resist the urge to give her a schpanking!

Schpank by I'///m Gangsta June 20, 2003

Shpanx

Combining of the words Thanx and Spank.
Saucy or sexy way of saying Thank-you; To imply giving a spanking in return for something you've just been givin as opposed to just saying thank-you
Flirtatious

"Shpanx for the blowjob"

Shpanx by MiMiCrY August 30, 2008

schpank 

schpank is what i did to ur mom last night, peter pan's nephew, and guess what, she NEVER grows old!

ME: Ohh bitch ima schpank you!
Peter Pan's Nephew's Mom: OOOOH YES! Thank you!

schpank by I/m gangsta December 22, 2003

schpang 

(Meti)1)Response to either a
terrific or terrible
performance.

2)A general expression of
confused excitement.

"Rolling Stones SCHPANG !!"

"YEAH ! SCHPANG!!!"

schpang by Neil Dyck December 7, 2004

Schpangled 

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

Schpangled by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023