a huge fucking waste of time and effort. half the crap you learn, you just end up forgetting. you are forced to work on pointless worksheets you seen 3 years ago while listening to annoying assholes try to be funny. you never end up being with any classes with your friends. sit by yourself and everyone assumes you are quiet. ususally the classes are filled with fat bitches and assholes that you try to ignore. they talk out in class while you are taking notes so your parents dont beat your ass, and they stop the teacher and bring them to talk about their fucking cats itching problems. half the time you have no fucking idea what is going on from spacing out and fail that test. when you come home all you want to do is sit down and rest but NO theres fucking homework that if you dont finish you will fail. and then your parents will threaten to send you to a fucking private school across the country. and if that doesnt work they will throw your tv out the window/computer down the stairs.
billys dad: where is your homework?
billy: ...oh that..i forgot becuase i was watching the news for civics
bills dad: WTF NO WATCHING TV I SAID! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL!!!
(tv crashes through window)
billy: ...oh that..i forgot becuase i was watching the news for civics
bills dad: WTF NO WATCHING TV I SAID! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL!!!
(tv crashes through window)
by xtreemlybored September 1, 2008
Me: After school do u want to go to mountain mike’s for Pizza.
Teacher breaks in sentence: here take a kind bar there much better for your immune system.
Teacher breaks in sentence: here take a kind bar there much better for your immune system.
by you are reading my name May 8, 2020
A place where all traces of creativity and independent thought of children are destroyed in order to turn them into cold, bitter adults working minimum wage because they spent too much of their youth trying to enjoy life instead of tediously studying subjects that they will not remember by the age of 21. If any child refuses to do the work and/or go to school, their parent/guardian is punished for it and the child is labeled with some sort of psychiatric disorder which may or may not be present. The schedule is ingeniously designed to slowly force kids to wake up earlier and earlier as they grow older to deteriorate their physical and mental health to the point where they cannot even concentrate on the work given to them to ensure that they will do poorly on tests and have to repeat the same courses. There is usually a long, useless paper assigned in at least two classes at a time throughout the school year along with daily homework to keep the students working at home to make sure that they will not have any personal life whatsoever. These said papers usually involve doing tons of research on an inflexible subject that require the gathering of large amounts of facts that have already been collected by scientists in the past. These papers must have very specific citations. If one period, comma, or letter is missing in a citation, the paper will receive a 0% regardless of content.
In other words, torture.
In other words, torture.
Student A: I hate school.
Student B: Yeah, what time is it? I want to get out of here so I can do something productive that I actually care about.
Student B: Yeah, what time is it? I want to get out of here so I can do something productive that I actually care about.
by ASAFdfasfsaasd February 23, 2010
Another Indoctrination Center set for children little as 4-early 20s.
It dumbs down society and teaches them to be submissive, and docile drones. You learn useless garbage that has little to no relevance to your life, and that you will forget in months.
A place where they make shit up on the spot, call it a law or rule and give you a punishment for it. A place where authority figures percieve you as bugs in which they can control and do anything to.
A place which indoctrinates you into becoming ready for the lifestyle the government wants you at. It destroys you mentally and physically. A place in which consists of disinformation ie history science english anything you can name.
A place in which destroys your free thinking and creativity. Taught useless things, and called dumb for not doing well. School is useless and consists of just memorizing useless information which you'll forget in several months.
Yeah, I'm done, this shit pisses me off because I have to go to school tomorrow. Home School your kids, it's not illegal!!
It dumbs down society and teaches them to be submissive, and docile drones. You learn useless garbage that has little to no relevance to your life, and that you will forget in months.
A place where they make shit up on the spot, call it a law or rule and give you a punishment for it. A place where authority figures percieve you as bugs in which they can control and do anything to.
A place which indoctrinates you into becoming ready for the lifestyle the government wants you at. It destroys you mentally and physically. A place in which consists of disinformation ie history science english anything you can name.
A place in which destroys your free thinking and creativity. Taught useless things, and called dumb for not doing well. School is useless and consists of just memorizing useless information which you'll forget in several months.
Yeah, I'm done, this shit pisses me off because I have to go to school tomorrow. Home School your kids, it's not illegal!!
by YouLiveToDie May 24, 2010
The single worst place in the universe.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
by Easy come easy go hey spaziela? December 12, 2005
The most retarded shit ever. It fucking pisses me off and is an absolute disgrace of human potential. Fuck school and everyone who doesn't see anything wrong with it
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by KalaBelle April 26, 2015