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East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

East Lansing High School 

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.
Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

Lansingburgh High School 

A school in Troy , New York. Home of the gayest and ghettoest kids you’ll ever meet. Everyone that goes there is on welfare. They suck at all sports besides soccer and bowling they think they’re the best at everything.Half the girls in the school are Rachet hoes that will be pregnant before the age of 16.The school is a complete waste of time and money if you are looking to get jumped or robbed send your kids here.
Kid-A We just best this shitty ass team 42-0.

Kid B- let me guess, was it Lansingburgh High School?

Kid A- How did you know??

Lansdowne high school 

a hellhole. full of sports teams who suck more dick than kristen possenal, who than get caught by the other teams with white shiit on their mouths, HEY! kinda like mr. gula.
All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.

we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.

our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.
first day of school,in Lansdowne high school, ninth grade year,a guy & a girl meet; nine months later from that date
a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.

Lansdowne High School 

A preferred magnet high school in the SW area that students from other zones try to get into. One of the better schools (OK Catonsville is probably nicer, but everybody likes the underdog) in the area. Working-class neighborhood school free from the pretensions of blue ribbon schools in wealthier areas that are full of private school rejects. There is a problem with teen pregnancy, but that’s because the boys are so handsome and the girls can’t help it. Populated by the coolest kids in Baltimore County: retro punks and metal heads, grunge, emo, goth, jocks, cheerleaders, but no preppies thank you very much. Test scores rising, making AYP, and excellent GT and AP classes. Lansdowne is better than you think – it has to be.
Lansdowne High School. Teachers are hired and stay. There are no openings. A school where teachers want to work says a lot.

Loanhead primary school 

a posh primary schooling's midlothian filled with wannabe you tubers and slags along with wannabe footballers and gangsta's
yeah I go to loanhead primary school, mans calm innit.