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Gates middle school 

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.
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grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%
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Gates middle school 

A lame school in Scituate, MA. Nobody gives a crap about anything but hooking up and getting wasted. There are a few kids that are nice but the total count is about 10. Most girls are sluts that will make out with anybody. Most girls wear disgustingly short shorts or jeans with rips on the thighs. Their tops are way too low cut and show much more than any guy wants to see (even the little man sluts). During the winter their uniform is uggs and a northface. Most girls are preppy bitches. Most guys only care about pot and their girlfriends.

People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
a]be a drug dealer
b]be a prostitute
c]work at McDonalds
Boy 1: did you hook up with that girl from Gates middle school?

Boy 2: Who hasn't?!

Gates Middle School 

A sucky school for 6th 7th and 8th grade who’s students are all focused on wearing fake supreme and adidas clothing. The average person there probably has a D- to C- in every class. But all the girls just wear cloths that looks like there made for toddlers yet they try to look like they are the most popular people there and have more power than the principal.
Boy 1: “ Dude come look at my supreme shirt”

Boy 2: “That’s not real”

Boy 2: “ Ya everyone at gates middle school says so.
Gates Middle School by Gaifhdhshsh January 22, 2018

Gates Chili High School

A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.
Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!

Gates Chili Middle School

Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)
Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."

Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"

Kid a: "yup."

School Gate Hooker 

A female parent who turns up to collect their offspring, or to school functions, wearing clothing and/or make up more sutible to work a shift in a brothel/as a streetwalker, than being round children.
It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.

Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'
She was hated by the other mothers, avoided by all but the sadest single fathers and embaressed her own offspring, but the school gate hooker still spent as long getting dressed up to do the school run as she would for, yet another, diasterous date.

She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.

Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.
School Gate Hooker by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011

Toll Gate High School 

A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken.During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.
Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.

Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.

Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.