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susquenita school district 

The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.
random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?
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nettleton school district

a school full of bitches who are ugly as shit :) a lot of kids there are actually so slow , the teachers aren't teaching shit, some white girls there wanna be black so bad too
nettleton school district is not okay in any way

Good School District 

Good School District

- De Facto Segregation.

- A code phrase developed by bourgeois Whites to mask their latent racism.

- Any Upper Middle Class White neighborhood that is blissfully free of blacks and latinos. The whites will be quick to point out the Jew accountant, Indian engineer and Korean doctor as proof of their neighborhood’s diversity.
Emily and Aaron decided that the city was no place to raise their children so they bought a 3500 sqft Rambler in a Good School District.

Lower Class White: “I don’t want to live around niggers and spics”

Upper Class White: “We’re looking for a house in a good school district”

Nashua School District 

The government's worst attempt so far to educate people.
Foreign Guy: Hey I was an exchange student in the Nashua School District.

Other Guy: HAHAHAHAHA

Washoe County School District 

A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.
The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.

Parkland School District 

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area
"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

Mars area School District 

Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.
😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today