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School: Segregating Classes Hosted by Odd Obese Lawers. After the Medieval Era ended, the last few surviving demons fled to a continent that would later on be called a sovereign nation (America). As the years passed, the demons began to call themselves "poloticians" (Paranoid Obese Lethargic Organic Telepaths In Cheap Imputive suits Answering by Nincompoop Shitheads) and came up with many hellish ideas. One of these was the S.C.H.O.O.L. Of course no one realized the full effect that this "hell in a building" idea would do. So it is up to the "Dropouts" (Dangerous Rebels Outing Poloticians Under Tyranus Schools) to destroy Schools forever...
Schools: A fucking gay place where DEMORCRACY is known as a DICTATORSHIP!!!!
by ro91 November 25, 2005
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Hell with florescent lighting.
Math Problem:

School = Hell
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Also see Hell and Prison. A concentration camp for children. Teachers seem to forget they are human beings and treat them like animals. They are taught how to act, behave, speak, dress and all the stuff that under democracy, you should be allowed to do yourself. Forced to go through painstakingly long lessons and expected to concentrate throughout them or you get your head blown off by the teachers. School sucks!
Teacher: Hey, you! This is school stop looking at the clock we have been doing non stop algebra sums for only an hour and twenty minutes! Concentrate now you lazy sod!

Student: Please sir I can't concentrate my brain is really tired, can you give us a 5 minute break?

Teacher: Detention
by Shezood January 06, 2006
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School was once a place where people went to learn. Now teachers do nothing but try to teach children to fear authority. Yet, they don't even do that right. You see, I can flip off a teacher and get 2 days of ISS. Yet, I also get beat up by a couple of seniors who don't take any punishment. School is also a place where you are beaten up by bullies, and learn bad habbits.

Because of everything I said you probably think I hate school. Well your wrong. I get to talk to girls at school.
School would suck if it wasn't for girls.
by Okita-Sama April 01, 2005
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Welcome to school, the pitchfork is just a new form of discipline
by cado June 30, 2005
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a sort of day prison for children~(angus,thongs,and full frontal snogging)
miss kain's class

hell
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Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
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