Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%
Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.
by Detrimental Deity January 14, 2006
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
by Ben's son January 21, 2004
Seven.

Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives.
I Rather volenter for the hunger games than go to school
by killer robot December 14, 2014
School is a place where you can learn and educate yourself here are the good and the bad
Good:
1.Learning to write properly
2.Make Friends
3.Can sometimes help you find your talents
4.Mathematics(if it weren't for this computers would not exist)
5.Science(if it weren't for this medicine and tech wouldn't exist)
Bad:
1.Morons
2.Inconsiderate douchebags
3.Boring Teachers(Not ALL teachers)
4.Idiots who claim to be nerds just because they can't get girls

5.Idiots who fail to be funny and just turn out to be annoying douchebags who violate your ears
6.Idiots who act like school is worthless even though if it weren't for school Technology and medicine wouldn't have existed

Therefore School is not a bad place sure there are idiots but idiots are at every place and you won't have to deal with them when you finish school
by The Doctor of Stupidity November 06, 2013
The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.
School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over
by AnonymousBroskiiez September 08, 2011
we complain when we're in it, we complain when we're not.
its like sex. it even has the same awkward moments and pain/discomfort
I just went to School, it was actually kind of awkward

I just had sex, it was actually kind of awkward
by Obviously an awesome person July 24, 2011
In general if you think about it school is just a system of ignorance and very very pointless!Okay all you have to know is how to read and write and speak in complete sentences!College prepares you for your real life job!Your basically wasting 18 years learning stuff like algebra,geometry,U.S History and other stuff you won't use in your life!!!!And your learning stuff you already learned in school before!!So high school is just fun and games,because you already learned that stuff and its pointless!I know you're probably thinking I'm uneducated but you're wrong!I was on honor roll two times!!!So if you drop out get your GED go to college,Most people I know haven't regret it!!and people who tell you that you can't get into college with a GED thats complete BS!!!!!
Man am I really gonna use math or world history this crap is pointless,my mom and dad have a job and they hardly use what they learned in high school!!! School is a waste of time!!!!!!!!!
by Kingleo1993 June 25, 2010

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