The condition of having extremely loose labia achieving the appearance of auditorium drapes.

See also "Wizard Sleeve"
I was taken aback by her school play curtain once I got into her pants
by Umrka July 26, 2009
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A very, VERY loose vagina.
That drunk chick I banged last night had a high school play curtain! It was gross!
by MrYinny May 23, 2008
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a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!

Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?

Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in

Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?

Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
by sue young November 23, 2010
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Man or woman that, normally, sits there and does nothing to improve the quality of the play/musical
"Imagine of the high school play director actually helped us instead of yelling at us and talking about random things that don't pertain to this"
by Half_blood_mcgee23 November 30, 2021
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