Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.
Keystone school district sucks
by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020
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Where teachers ain’t teaching, the roaches outnumber the students, there’s at least 4 pregnancies every year. The same girl always gets pregnant with a big headded baby retarded as hell cuz it’s her brothers kid 🤠. White girls wanna be black so bad. Corn always the designated dress code police. God forbid you wear a hat or hoodie, yet they just stand over you and tell “stawp it yawl! yer gonna hurt themmm” when someone fighting.
Nettleton School District has so many roaches.
by sloppykissesfromgrandma420.69 November 17, 2022
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a school that thinks they’re the shit because they won at heinz and in wpials by pure luck because they’re football team is actually ass and will never win again.
“shut up gateway school district sucks” -person
shut the fuck up we one at heinz and wpials” -gateway student
by dontuseyourrealname69 August 19, 2018
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Aloha HS: Aloha Assholes.

Westview HS: The bomb! :)

Sunset HS: Sunset Sluts.

Beaverton HS: Beaverton Bitches.

Meadowpark MS: Ghetto Meadow.

Stoller MS: Stroller.

Highland Park MS: Highland Hoes.

Cedar Park MS: "What's that?"
All Beaverton School District high schools, even Aloha, are wayyyyy better than the Jesbos from Jesuit. :)
by INeedAMEDIC July 3, 2011
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A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.
The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.
by Mac__Crazy August 9, 2010
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Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.
by IdkBored August 15, 2019
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Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an “education"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).
Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!
by Hockey140121 February 23, 2015
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