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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
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A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.
“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

“Load that brush, and start schlobin!
Schlob by Taytayski August 21, 2020

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
schlochembacher
schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.
“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"
A drink consisting of citrus fruits, tequila, and other active ingredients made famous by the Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Inc.

The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.
How many Schlobos should we make for 2knight?
Schlobo by therealest1987 January 4, 2012