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harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."
Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

Schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.
"That Schnoppster spends more time flying over the Atlantic than he does in Paris! Why his commuting has earned him Air France lifetime Platinum Elite!"
Schnoppster by The Chief Reefster January 8, 2009

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

schnapschat 

Embarrassing drunk texts or drunk selfies
Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !
schnapschat by Mongolak April 15, 2015
German word for liquor.

Has much alcohol in it!
Prost! Kipp den Schnaps auf Ex, du oller Schlucker!
schnaps by Nils April 29, 2004
Schnöp is slang for "snopp" which means dick in swedish.
Schnöp is only used in the swedish language, but soon will spread to english as well.
Schnöp basically replaces the word dick.
Schnöp is pronounced: Schnoep
Ex.1
-Man, that guy is a real schnöp.
-Yeah, a fucking schnöphead!

Ex.2
-Schnöp, I can't get this shit right!
Schnöp by The gigantic schnöp August 2, 2009