schmurg

To Masturbate.
Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.
My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!
by BHamm May 10, 2006
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Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow
Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."
by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022
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