schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.
good night schmuffs! love you!
by mufasa2012 August 04, 2010
mugGet the schmuffsmug.

schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.
Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.
by schmuff May 29, 2018
mugGet the schmuffmug.