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classic schmosby 

It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.
kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies
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Schooshy 

Extra squishy, soft, and loveable.
Damn, this scarf is really schooshy.
Schooshy by Radicali April 2, 2013
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Classic Schmosby 

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.
a) the quintessential name for a small rodent or aquatic pet
b) something that is particularly soft
c) something relating to Sean Connery that is particularly soft
"Hey this is my new gerbil, Shmoshy!"
"I'm Sean Connery, and my beard is shmoshy."
shmoshy by Shmoshy January 20, 2009
A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.
I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.
schmooshy by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016
A Schmosby is the name that ted mosby from how i met your mother is called Punchy
Schmosby by HIMYMmaster December 2, 2019

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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