Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

Schlongus Interruptus by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

Schlongus Dongus by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

Schmoinger 

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Schmungus 

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

Schmungus by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020