schmittgens 

being extremely toolish, gay, homosexual. typically wears headbands and likes to make weird sounds when doing nothing important. particularily likes to say "I'm going to get you in the eye"

I thought he was cool at first but then went all schmittgens on me.

schmittgens by rockerchick19 March 9, 2010

Schmitties 

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021

schmitties 

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

schmitties by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

Schmitten 

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

Schmitten by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

schmitties 

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

schmitties by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Schmitters 

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

Schmitters by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

Schmitten 

a scary game where everyone disappears.

Zoe- Let's play Schmitten!

Schmitten by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011