schmistern 

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult

Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.

schmistern by Galindanna March 6, 2019

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms

When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister

scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Shmister 

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

Shmister by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

Schmitten 

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

Schmitten by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schminternet 

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

Schminternet by localnatives September 17, 2018

Schmasterbation 

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

Schmasterbation by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

gary shmister by Niko the racist May 28, 2021