Top Definition
Refers to anything surrounding cannabis usage; The schmarklar of weed.
Oh man, this brownie got me so schmirky.

Let's go for a schmirk duude
Hey! pass me the Schmirkieschmirk
I'm just a little schmirkie, can you get me some more schmirks man?
by ChetBacon May 13, 2016
The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.
The other day, I saw saw a peculiarly looking Schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.
by unicorns11:11 June 20, 2010
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