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The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.
The other day, I saw saw a peculiarly looking Schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.
by unicorns11:11 June 20, 2010